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Dude and chick are driving in car and cut you with and you're saying "Oh Dick and Hairy"
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When someone is late for an engagement because they hooked with a bitch.
Hey man, where's Dan?
I think he ran off into a hairy ditch.
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A girl has a hairy cherry when a guy has a hairy penis, and during intercourse the hair goes in her vigina
While having intercourse, the guy's hairy penis went in the girls vigina, giving her a hairy cherry
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When a dude ties cherry stems to his pubic hair.
John gave himself a hairy cherry after finishing his manhattan.
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Condition reminding you to go buy her new razors.
Damn, bitch! You see these hairs in my mouth! Why dont you shave that hairy pussy more often!
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Porn that usually depicts an individual (or individuals) with excessive amounts of body hair around the genitalia, legs, arms/pits, and/or chest. Source material can involve tame things such as vanilla sex with hairy people or a hairy person just masturbating to some weird ass shit like licking/sucking on the hair.
Chances are if you're into this, you grew up watching waaaaaaaaaaaaayy too much Star Wars & thought it was a good idea to hook up with Chewbacca or an Ewok at some point.
Please do not do this.
" Dude, I got the biggest hard-on last night so I whipped out my laptop and pulled up some hairy porn. Got my nut in two strokes, I swear. "
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When you shave and your hair get stuck to ur dick because your sweaty
God damn Gerald I had hairy meat after I banged requisa yesterday
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