I'll take it from here

Literally means 'I'll assume responsibility and control of this situation from this point forward.'

It's usually used in a condescending manner, with sarcasm optional. So, in reality, it means, 'You've screwed up enough/underperformed the task, so I'll assume control and responsibility so it won't become FUBAR.'

New guy at job - "Hey, I transfered the account to Mrs. Jennings like you told me to!"

Boss - "WHAT?! I told you to transfer the funds to Mr. Jennings?! I'll take it from here."

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Outta here like Vladimir

Vladimir is Russian, rushing get it?

"If you call me a futon one more time, I'm "outta here like Vladimir" - Mr. Chi Pig

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get the hell out of here

When you are so stumped one's news that there is merely no response. An alternative to saying NO WAY.

Todd: Yo Weinberg lets go to the Macaroni Grill.
Fucking Weinberg: Get the hell out of here. We're going to Al Forno.

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Nobody here but us chickens

The result you got when you looked up "loli" in an r34 site. Shame on you.

Bob: Hey I was on a hentai site and when I tried looking something up it keeps saying "Nobody here but us chickens" but I didn't have any tags blacklisted.

Moderator: You probably looked up lolis. You sick fuck.

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I'm just here for the nachos

1. A statement of indifference to what is happening
2. A method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. A way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. A way of blowing someone off
5. Most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don't feel like explaining it

Man 1: Why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
Man 2: Don't ask me, I'm just here for the nachos.

Creepy guy in club: Hey baby, you wanna dance?
Woman: No thanks, I'm just here for the nachos.

(In a community chat room)
User 1: Why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
User 2: No idea, I'm just here for the nachos.

Campus Security: You are all participating in an illegal demonstration. We have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
Student: Hey! Lay off, man! I'm just here for the nachos!

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Don’t fear, varli is here

The tik tok star varlicious’s catch phrase

Aira: yummalicious!
Random kid: yEeHaW *takes away donut
Varli: *grabs donut back and pull the thief back* don’t fear, varli is here

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type any word here

What it says it the search bar

What do u search? Oh yeah, type any word here

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