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Is like the Catholic Purgatory, in that people holier-than-thou beat you over the head (with textbooks rather than maces) and after suffering through this for a set period of time, you eventually are permitted to pass through the Pearly Gates when the Principal hands you the diploma. Of course, there is also the possibility of going to Hell by dropping out. But, no worries-- all high school affects is the fate of your immortal soul.
Parent-- "What did your English teacher assign for homework?"
Teenager-- "Dante. Pure torture."
Parent-- "Well, it might SEEM like Hell now, but don't worry-- it'll make you a better person. You can even use that when you send in college applications."
And then you wonder if you'll make it to college, or if your obituary will read 'cause of death: high school.'
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A school filled with a bunch of white privileged kids who all have a nicotine addiction.
Hey just be glad you dont go to hemet high.
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When a man with a British accent chops your legs off because u are a idiot.
"It's over anakin, I have the high ground."
"AHHHH"
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When you're not too high to function at work but still high enough to enjoy yourself. Not usually high enough if you're out smoking with your friends.
Dude, pack another bowl. I'm only work high...
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the amazing feeling you get after taking a poop. it doesn't matter if it is big or small, just as long as you get even the smallest turd out of your bowels.
man, i just had an amazing poop! i'm on that poop high!
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1.) In a card game an ace can be the lowest or highest card in the deck, in this case it is the highest. If it was the lowest it would be known as Aces Low.
2.) High stakes; Slang for a dangerous event; No turning back
1.) While playing a card game someone asked, "Are aces low or high"? I replied, "It's Aces High"
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A four year (for some five) sentence. Full of horny and judgmental teenagers with no lives with room temperature IQ. 99.999% spend these four years struggling with a Myspace/Facebook addiction. 4 of 5 students will have/have had and STD by the time graduation rolls around. One of two things; the best or worst years of your life, usually worst. 89% of people that leave high school, regardless of how they felt about it, will not remember there four (sometimes five) years because they were either have been stoned and/or drunk 100% of the time. Temperature is usually never right in high school i.e. cold in the winter and hot in the summer.
"I just graduated high school. It is like getting out of prison after 4 years."
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