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A depraved sexual act involving the use of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. SEE ALSO: two moose, one cup.
She told me she couldn't walk because she was studying Canada's history all night.
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Shoving an antler up the vagina, followed by pouring of maple syrup mixed with cum into the asshole, which is then pooped out and eaten with whipped cream
Mary: I got so drunk last night, I think I let that douche give me a Canada's History
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First, several men sodomize themselves on a single multi-ended dildo (traditionally made from moose antlers, and still follows the general shape).
Next, one woman for each man performs a Stanley Cup, wherein a metal cup filled with maple syrup is heated until it acquires a thick consistency, and is then used to jerk-off the men by grasping the hot cup with gloves (traditionally hockey gloves, but this practice was abandoned when it became clear that that the size of the gloves made for clumsy manipulation of the cup, causing burns) and simulating penetration. Alternatively, if permanent damage to the penis is undesirable, a glass filled with cooled, viscous maple product maybe used, or if that is unavailable (as maple products are, through most of the United States) a Vaseline Jar could be employed. While all of this is going on, the men orally pleasure the women.
Lastly, after the men have ejaculated into the Stanley Cup (the maple product, not the trophy) intercourse is then performed while the the Stanley Cup is spoon-fed to the men.
Some common variations apart from the ones described above include dressing the men as lumberjacks or Mounties, the women as nurses (simulating health care), or the man filming it as David Suzuki. Another role-playing element could involve acting as if you're pretending it isn't cold while speaking in Québecois accents.
"Hey, did you hear? They're making an inter-racial porno going step-by-step through how to make maple butter!"
"What's it called?"
"Canada: A People's History!"
"The hardest part of Canada's History is fitting it all in"-Stephen Colbert
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Taking a dump in your grandmother's vagina.
The Beaver just performed Canada's History.
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A sex act, ironically named, for its namesake as it involves a beaver (of either sort), poutine, a hockey stick, lots of maple syrup, weed, and socialized medicine.
"Last night I got very drunk with my girlfriend, and her sister, and we studied some of Canada's History. Consequently I have maple syrup in my pubes, splinters in my urethra, and everyone's asshole is in considerable pain, but luckily I'm so high that it doesn't matter right now. Fun, eh?"
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To take a gallon of maple syrup and to pour it unto ones genitals while taking a dump into the Stanley Cup whilst stroking moose antlers.
Thank you for this opportunity to ruin Canada's History Steven Colbert.
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A bizarre sex act.
The act begins with the woman doing a headstand. The male inserts the tip of a maple syrup bottle is into her anus and holds it there until the bottle is empty. Next, while clenching her buttocks, she positions herself seated atop the Stanley Cup.
The Stanley Cup serves to induce a euphoria in Canadian women making her immune to pain and bleeding.
A sharpened moose antler is then inserted into the vagina and is used to pierce an opening between the vaginal and anal canals.
A successful piercing is confirmed when maple syrup flows out of the vagina into the Stanley Cup.
The antler is removed and copulation begins. With the woman now positioned bottoms-up, draped atop the Stanley Cup, the male inserts his penis into her vagina, thru the piercing made by the moose antlers. With each thrust the tip of the penis penetrates out the anus like a prarie dog.
The act is finally completed after free reconstrucive surgery in a fine Canadian hospital.
After winning a Stanley Cup, many Canadian hockey players like to give their groupies a bit of Canada's History.
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