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A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke
Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?
When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment
Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy
Sitting/squatting with your legs together, arms at your sides, back slightly arched but otherwise good posture. It's a compact pose.
"Oh no, Mikey's doing the homosexual squat again."
"Fellas, is it gay to sit?"
"Only if you're doing the homosexual squat like Nicole over there."
a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.
Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."
Your youngest sibling likes the same gender as themselves.
Ukiah is a homosexual youngest sibling because he has two older (straight) brothers and he likes dick
A phrase that you use when there's a really awkward tension that's the carnage of being homosexual and hungover.
You may be not intoxicated, but you're still gay.
Consider it your first.
...Or first in a while.
"They started kissing after! They were totally hungover, and homosexual!"
"Wow! who knew they would be so awkward... wonder why, oh! they're probably hungover and homosexual."
