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When you want to really mess someone up/would have really beaten someone silly.
“you’re getting me so pissed off, I really want to William Hurt You”
‘William Hurt You’, the act of someone losing their temper with someone else and warning them.
“I swear, if you keep winding me up I’m going to really ‘William hurt you’.
“Oh mate, I tell you, I was so close. I literally said ‘do that again and I’m going to ‘William hurt you’”.
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uhhh daddy my throat hurts… do it again 😩
Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.
Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?
Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!
When you have been sodomized so hard that it makes you walk funny.
Brad got fucked so hard he's doing the hurt butt strut.
Balls hurt is a stament used when example your balls hurt, It first originated a couple people started to post a image of a non moving picture of yourself. After saying " Balls hurt"
also nigh's balls hurt
" Balls hurt" after the crowd laughed
A phrase used by lesbian teenage girls who are best friends with the girl you’re dating. They use this phrase to attempt to intimidate you, but it really doesn’t work and makes them seem stupid.
Mary: “She’s my best friend, so you better not hurt her!”
Bob: “What the hell are you going to do if I hurt her without getting somebody else involved? I’m almost six feet at the age of 14, lift weights at home, and have beaten up a bully of mine before. Tell me: how are you going to do anything?”
Mary: “Uhhhhh...”
Bob: “That’s what I thought.”