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A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
When your super tired mentally or physically but your still down to do something
yo bro you down to hit the rager tonight?
Yeah ig, i’m parked, but yeah fs
whenever your super tired but your still down to hang out or do something
yo bro you tryna come over and chill
I’m parked bro, but yeah I’ll be there
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I’m Too Sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk
Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk
Too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
Hi I’m Bongo is something only pifs do
“Hi I’m bongo” Jimmy
“Oh cool ima pif to ! “ Jonny
“Yum” Jimmy
A phrase used when your friend group really pisses you off. Usually you need to stop everything your doing and announce that you’re going home
Person 1: you’re a pathetic Fatass, kill yourself
Person 2: well then Screw you guys i’m goin home
Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts
Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”
Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”