Rural Dictionary

Buff Thumbs

When you text the same person over and over for a prolong period of time, you notice a change in your thumbs’ physical appearance. Typically you’ll notice the knuckle start to get a bit larger due to repeated movements required to do said texting. It’s also a sign of early stages of carpal tunnel syndrome.

I texted this chick while she was in the Bahamas for about 5 days, countless times everyday I noticed my buff thumbs starting to develop.

by Person1113 February 25, 2022

buff fingers

Someone who acts tough over the internet. And is probably a complete pussy in real life but is brave with their fingers on a keyboard AKA (buff fingers)

"Hey buff fingers why don't you stop hiding behind your computer and say that shit to my face."

by Snowman_nigz February 19, 2014

Buff Garfield

A buff version of the lovable orange cat Garfield, that is known to many, including me, as the strong creator of our universe. Also has a 10-inch shlong.

Joanna was minding her own business, walking through the halls of a large university. She was heading to her dorm, passing her fellow students. On her way to her dorm, a fellow friend of Joanna's was walking the opposite way to her, and decided to stop her for a quick little chat.
"Oh, Joanna, I'm glad I ran into you!" He said to Joanna, happy to see her.
"Oh, hey! What is it you need?"
"I just wanted to show you something that will make you... lose yourself..." He pulled out his phone and entered his pin. Confused and worried, Joanna waddles over to his phone to see what he wanted to show her.
He tapped onto the Photos app, and told Joanna to close her eyes. Confused, she nodded and proceeded to cover her eyes with her hands.
A minute later, Joanna was told to uncover her eyes, and her eyes widened at the sight on the phone. It was a picture of a buff version of the lovable character Garfield, wearing nothing but red speedos doing their very best to cover up the majestic ginger rod that Garfield was packing.
"May I interest you in... Buff Garfield?"
After hearing what he said and looking at the picture, a warm liquid could be felt trying to gust its way towards Joanna's womanhood. "I- I- gotta go!" Panicked, she ran to the nearest bathroom. She slammed the cubical door shut, and pulled down her skirt to stare at the liquid that came out of her. "Ahhh! H-how did I manage to cum just by looking at a picture of Buff Garfield? That has to be impossible!"