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Clarity Moment

the minutes following a male orgasm where he has complete clarity about everything in his life.

0-5 minutes post-ejaculate (clarity moment): i pondered about what events led me to fuck this annoying 3/10 when i could have spent 3 minutes jerking it to my sexy co-workers facebook pictures. what the fuck is wrong with me? i really want to be an astronaut. family guy sucks.

5< minutes post-ejaculate (return to normal): alright maybe if i fuck her tomorrow she will be less annoying and a 5/10. i'm too lazy to be an astronaut. if i'm a little high family guy is funny.

by well...shit February 24, 2014


Ducky Moment

It's when your very inappropriate or sexual with a dude. It's an extra Ducky Moment if your flirting with a dude named Alexander/Alex/Alexis.

Damn Linda just had a Ducky moment and hooked up with a dude named Alexander.

by WireManJizzBiscuit November 8, 2022


Capslock Moment

A "Capslock Moment" is that special gleeful moment when you discover something awesome, and have to shout out loud, but can't. So you type with the Capslock key on in order to demonstrate this.

"Psst.. Terry just got his first lap dance!"

"OMG! HE DID!?"

"Did you just have a Capslock Moment?"

by Antihero April 22, 2007


Butter Moment

When someone does something overly horny and lies about being not horny afterwards

Person 1:hey bb can I see those bobs and vegana
Person 2:lol no I have a bf why are you so horny
Person 1:I'm not horny what are you talking about
Person 2:wow that was such a butter moment

by Cocksledder Supreme November 10, 2020


bialas moment

when a person (usually of white skin tone) states or acts in a way that only the whitest of white people would act

White Person : Lets go to the beach and drink red wine!
Other White Person : Bialas moment

by HentaiMan69 February 18, 2023


hoe moment

When a normally sexually responsive female acts like a hoe but only for a moment

Wow Mariah had such a hoe moment at that party.. Did you see her?

by Bitchtits September 4, 2015


One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

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