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The Vole Theory is a commonly used term to describe having sex with someone small enough so that you only have to use one hand. This leaves the other hand free to do more important things, eg. Playing Playstation or using your TV remote.
The theory derives from the similarities of the consenting small person to a rodent creature such as a vole.
The Vole Theory can be used in phrases such as:
"I would vole that"
"I'd like to volulate her"
"That's Voltastic!"
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Set of assumption which are intended to explain an unfinished event or series of events in a book, movie or saga.
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The belief that after seeing the hero win time after time, one will begin to cheer for the villain in an effort to see something new.
a.k.a the "John Cena Theory".
Cena Fan: Why do you hate John Cena?
Anti-Cena Fan: We're sick of him winning all the time. He's boring!!!!
Cena Fan: Oh, the "Superman Theory" is true, then
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A theory that states that anyone acting retarded while not having any mental health issues will later in life become retarded due to the brain being tricked by a person's actions that itself is afflicted with such condition. This effect has no known way of reverting to before it took place, but it is believed that concentrated doses of Flinstone Vitamin Gummies (specifically 1995 production doses) improves their affect.
Will: "Durr!! HURRRRRRR!"
Grace: "Hill stop acting like a fucking retard, haven't you heard of The Retardum Theory?"
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A theory pioneered by R. Khan that predicts the number of arrangements (A) there are for a number, n, of cross-over points in the loop. It turns out, after much study, A = 2n.
In a loop with 2 crossover points, there are 4 different arrangements. I learned this using LOOP THEORY!
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the study of CISCO curriculi ex:CCNA, CCNP etc...
I am studying Cisconian Theory bitch
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The Emre Theory states that if anyone has a mum, then there is always a chance that Emre could be your stepdad.
This is a fact that cannot be disputed, it’s just the laws of physics.
“there’s no way you’re gonna marry my mum bro”
“the emre theory says otherwise”
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