You're Number 1!

(n)& (v): A dichotomy of both a compliment and unspoken insult. The compliment portion is obvious. Who wouldn't want to be "numero uno"?

However, the insult portion comes in the form of body language when the phrase, "You're Number 1!", is accompanied with raising the dreaded middle finger at the receiver of said compliment.

Results vary as the receiving person could either become angry or amused. But one thing is certain...they will definitely be confused.

Dave: "That was a great game of basketball, wasn't it? You did your best, but I came out the winner tonight! Better luck next time."

Keith: "Yeah man, what can I say? You're Number 1!" (raises middle finger)

Dave: "Hey, thanks...huh? What the hell!?"

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You're Sweet On Me

To be attracted or sexually aroused by another person. Mainly used as a pick-up line to hit on women; but, is not limited to women.

(example 1) "Hey dude!" "You see that girl Richele over there, damn shes sweet on me!"
(example 2) "Hey babe!" "You're sweet on me."

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You're killing me

1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.

1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!

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Do it and you're cool

A phrase usually mentioned to get someone to do something that may not be cool but, sometimes is.

Bro 1: Dude, odds you do three pirate shots?
Me: Uh, Naw.
Bro 2: C'mon, Do it and you're cool!
Me: Well can't argue with that. *Chugs away*

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You're a peach

You're a bitch. Used by southerners and said in a sweet tone but not meant in that way.

Oh, honey, you're a peach!

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you're so extra

this is when someone goes the extra mile to make it right, a perfectionist with a little extra on top.

oh man you're so extra!

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you're so funny

You're so not funny.

+ Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
- You're so funny, I'm screaming.

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