God a nonce that spy at kids until they grow up.
to be honest he is just an worse version of Santa also has a little pp source is the bibel were Marie says that she did not feel anything when she got pregnant with jesus
Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.
The best player of hide and seek in the entire universe.
Where is God?? There is no evidence of its existence
Chuck Norris:
1. Brought light.
2. Brought life.
3. Brought a roundhouse kick to the face.
None needed. It's Chuck Norris. GOD.
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