thats how grandma died

Basically a substitute for thats what she said, esp. when that saying gets overused, and you want to impress your date.

DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

Bro< chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

Dude< Thats how grandma died!

(teacher): I dont think you guys are mature enough to handle this unit.

(students): Thats how grandma died!

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wine pon dis cocky

A mating call commonly used by people on twitter in order to attract mates.

Person 1: bro that girl is so hot
Person 2: ayo she can wine pon dis cocky any day of the week

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New hair, who dis?

When your new hairdo is so damn fire that you don't recognize the little people anymore.

Commoner: hey what's good?
You: New hair, who dis?

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New phone, who dis?

A polite way to say fuck off when approached with a text containing a bad idea.

Group chat: Anyone up for a run friday night?
Member: New phone, who dis?

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how you do dis?

A slang term that implies confusion and befuddlement. Often used when you have not been paying attention and you have to do a worksheet or test. This expression usually pisses people off.

"This worksheet is on standard deviation; how you do dis?"

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everybody dies but not everybody lives

the definition means that everyone dies due to human nature but not everyone has the chance to live their life to the fulliest

John: can u believe it paul's denying the invatation to the nba draft
allen: i feel bad for him i guess everybody dies but not everybody lives

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la-di-da

it means cigars or a car ( used only the upper classes had cars).

I want to smoke some fat cuban la-di-da.

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