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summer: tells sam something
sam: gets all defensive
so does sam suck olivias nuts? yes ma’am
A sentence that cows say when angry at freshman. The sentence doesn’t make sense but they are cows so luckily it wasn’t just “moooooo”. This sentence is used usually by a group of three cows that all look like each other, are super bored with their lives, and smell really dank. ;)
One of the three cows: “mooooooo”
Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*
Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Yes. Yes Rudy does. That sexy mf🥵🥰
Does Rudy have a massive shlong
Girl: Oh my god Rudy has a massive shlong
Guy Yes he does
*Bites lip ominously*
I am a soulless corporate fuckwad.
Whenever you hear "Does anyone have any questions?" after a long speech of zero value; you know you're dealing with a soulless corporate fuckwad.
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no he probably doesn't
its fine we can cry together
Person: Does he like me back?
Person 2: No he's gay.
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When gav feels a sneeze coming
Oi mate, Does Gav feel a sneeze coming?
A question usually asked in referral to a man's penis. Asked by 12 year olds across the country.
Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.