Cross Swords

Simply when two guys pee in the same toilet / urinal / bush / bin / girl's mouth and the streams cross.

Dude, we're both desperate, let's just cross swords

I saw Dom's massive penis last night when we were crossing swords

No homo

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Animal crossing

A game where you catch bugs, chop down trees, collect fruit, build a house, decorate said house, fish, and talk to humanoid animals. That’s it, that’s all you do, how this game got famous? I have no fucking idea

Person 1: dude you look pale, you should go outside and do some fun activities like fish or something

Person 2: but why would I do that when I can just do it in animal crossing?

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Crickets Crossing

A once barren wasteland where corn used to grow just north of greentown, now a cheap residential look-a-like st. James (rich) allotment.

Cantonian: Hey foo where you at?
Uniontownian- Ah shit just kickin it at Crickets crossing
Cantonian-ahhahah I see ya rents couldn't afford st. james

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cross bowing

When a guy lays on his back and allows a female to hold his feet up while using his erect penis to achieve ultimate orgasm

penis erect cross bowing

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brandon cross

An absolute beast sex demon maybe be lanky but he can make a girl cum in 2 seconds

I just done a brandon cross to this fit bird

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cross-polynate

When all or individual members of polyamorous couples/groups date within themselves

Jack & Jill cross-polynate with Steve & Sherri because Jill and Sherri are dating and they are all polyamorous.

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cross knob

a person with different coloured pubes

martin mappley

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