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Deputy Fred: commenting on the underwear that Miss Mona gave Ed Earl "It's a Japanese sling-shot!"
- From the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
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What I gave your mom last night.
Ask your mom what Japanese Rain Goggles are and she will tell you what I did to her last night.
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When having sex, and the woman is about to orgasm, and the man finishes her with his hand, and she squints and screams, "Ohhhhhhiieeee!" Then the mans joins in the squinting and screaming, and screams, "Aaaaaayyyyyaaaaaaaaaa!!"
The couple were filed for a sound complaint when trying the Japanese Fish Hook in a hotel with paper thin walls.
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A mixture of Dr. Pepper (or store brand rip-off), Wasabi, and alot of soy sauce into a shot glass. Everyone stands by a sink and on the count of 5 every one chugs the glass. Repeat untill some one throws up. You can also put liquer into this deadly mix.
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Guy #1: Hey have you heard of theese japanese suicide drink thingy's?
Guy #2: Yeah, me and my freind did a few rounds yesterday night.
Guy #1: Oh yeah? How did that go?
Guy #2: Let's say we ended up in a hospital ER with a non-ending stream of puke pouring out of my freind's mouth.
Guy #1: So it went good?
Guy #2: Yeah.
suicide puke drinks fun dizzy japanese suicide drink
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Something made-up to explain that Japan has many weird inventions and to say that Japan is just a weird country overall
Jacob,thats a dumb idea.Like,Japanese rain goggles dumb.
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The " Japanese Sniper Trip " is a state of being that arises amongst those who smoke weed that is just a little too strong for them. The eyes narrow to very small slits and the person seems incapable of speech. Infact they look a lot like the archetypal second-world-war, Japanese sniper.
Joe pass the blunt man, yo glue fingers, hey!
Oh what the heck - Hey man by the look of it you are on one helluva Japanese Sniper Trip - are you able to see me at all through those slitty eyes?
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When a man massages a woman's labia minora slowly with his tongue. This is said to be a "turtle sandwich" because the man is "eating-out" the woman slowly (like a turtle would). The Japanese root of this phrase is there because Japanese people have a strong affiliation with turtles, especially in their diet.
Wegner (Teacher) - You're expose is late! You're getting an F this quarter!
Young Student - NO PLEASE! I'll do anything!!
Wegner (Teacher) - Even... a Japanese Turtle Sandwich?
Young Student - (gulps)... Yes! Even that!
(the process follows)
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