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A Jewish foreskin or Jew's foreskin is always off, therefore the expression is a very definite one about being off on one's way or just in a generally off condition.
It is time that i was on my way, so I am off like a Jewish foreskin. (or Jew's foreskin)
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kind, no bullying, rule follower, inclusive
that isn’t very pardes Jewish day school of you
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When you get three towers with two planes.
When the lampshades and gas chambers aren't real but you still get to round up to six million, you might be picking up the Jewish spare.
Being late to an important event.
also known as Colored People Time
'Dude he was supposed to be hear an hour ago'
"Yeah, hes running on Jewish Standard Time (JST)(CPT)"
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A yearning from a penny-pinching jew to mate with females who resemble dogs, in particular that who has extremely curly, pubic hair on their head, otherwise known as a spaniel
"Hey mate I can't wait for tonight!'
"Yeah same I've got serious JSM, I get wait to grab a spaniel"
"Doctor I think i'm suffering from Jewish Spaniel Madness (JSM)"
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A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.
Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.
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telling someone to shut up because there so damn cheap they need coupons for everything
me: coupons for coca-cola?
zack: yah thats a great deal, thats like 50 bucks, they got coke and sprite and vault and everything.. mmmmhmmmmm
me: shut your jewish lips!!!
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