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A sensitive guy who has a dick large enough to wreck Godzilla’s vagina. Know as a “gift from god”, women and men alike throw themselves at such a perfect creature in hopes that it will take mercy on their soul and have hot passionate rough sex with them.
Look, it’s a wild Juan in its natural habitat! Let me see if it will perform a sexual act in our presence.
a name that good looking Mexicans have.
"Juan or two?"
"how many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?" - just Juan
"i hate tacos"-said no Juan ever.
A loving person with the name Juan. He is the funniest one of his friends. He is only jealous when a loved one is took in away. He gets lots of attention. He's also very loved.
Girl1: have you seen Juan?
Girl2: yeah, he makes me laugh. In fact I'm In love with him
A little bitch who is always depressed, he never wants to get his shit together and sleeps in closets and on couches.
“Hey do you know juan?”
“That depressed kid who sleeps in a closet and in his living room?”
“Yeah❤️“
Juan is a very handsome guy that hit on every girls. Most of the time he’s already in couple but still want to hit it on Friday night. He’s a total fuckboy but still girls can’t get enough of him that’s why it’s a circle .
1-Omg I texted Juan last night and he wanted me to send nudes. I totally did it
- I understand I would have done the same thing even if he has a girlfriend
Man who cuddles then leaves at 7 Am 👎🏻 Looks like a booger overall good guy likes to laugh at homeless people and throw rocks at their heads.
Juan: hey let’s go throw a rock at that homeless person
Person 1: no way man not cool