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A large measurement of sniffable drugs off a key equivalent of a standard line
Had a sam-key of MD last night and I was off me nut
A box cutter or utility knife. Used to gain entry to airplane cockpits for skyjacking.
Jason dropped the cockpit key on his foot and had to get stitches.
That moment when you text fast but accidentally press the letter next to the letter that you were trying to text. So it comes out like thia. (This)
(In a text message)
Boy: Wassup giirll
Girl: I'm doing food
Boy: You could Do something else iykyk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: oops haha close keys I was trying to say good.
Boy: Ohhh ok cool nvm bout that last text.
Say it really fast,, now ur Australian
Oh cry key who did we gat all the way down under?!
Funny
Sexy
Dress good
Opium
Cute
Smart
You know Tyler Keys?
Usually a very good looking young teacher, the kind that all of their students want to date. Often very smart and doesn’t like to be wrong. He is very laid back and chill and doesn’t really care what his students do.
Girl 1: whose you teacher
Girl 2: Mr Key
Girl 3: he’s the best you’re so lucky I want him to be my future husband!!