fluffing kittens

The act of doing more then what was required. A bonus.

I've already made my quota for the year, anything more is just fluffing kittens.

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Blinking Kittens

(n): extraneous or non-essential design elements added to a website, generally at the behest of a non-professional designer. Useless or tacky web design. A neologism taken from the arcane HTML markup code that caused text to flash and the ubiquity of kitten pictures on the internet.

"Man, I thought this site was done, but then the boss came in and demanded we change the font to pink. It now screams blinking kittens."

This page's purple background and weird icons just scream blinking kittens.

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kitten swag

When your kitten is so cool and awesome

Mr. Boots, my new grey tabby, has kitten swag!

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Tawny Kitten

a playful lady with a much younger fella...a feline, not a cougar

Jack’s girlfriend has a 17 year old daughter...cougar? Nope...she’s a Tawny Kitten.

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Caomi Kittens

best youtuber ever

Caomi Kittens is a functioning human of society

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daz kitten

somebody who agrees with everything Daz Black says, furthermore defending him in comment section fights.

Well, if having a healthy mindset means Im a daz kitten, guess I'll be one.

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Momma Kitten

Momma Kitten means Kristen Scott

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turn brass,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a billy goat.

And if that billy goat don't pull,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a cart and bull.

And if that cart and bull turn over,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won't bark.
Momma kitten's gonna to buy you and horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
Well you'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

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