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A legendary dagger in elden ring used by the black knife assassins.
Guy 1-Yo I just got the black knife dagger poggers
Guy 2-thats epic
a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.
wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book
a one pronged sharp fork (i stole it from jaiden animations)
dont stab ppl with knives, not very cuul, use the knife to chop onions and cry that u should touch grass
Someone who has suspicious behavior, such as snitching, two-facing, or hypocritical actions.
Don’t invite her to the party because she’s a knife.
Stabby stab, dont run with it.
Alternatively,
If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.
How to take care of your Knife :
-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious
Knife is the sweetest person ever <3
An object great for murdering. Oh and of course for cutting food and shit...
Sarah: Tasha! Get me the knife, I’m going to Brandon’s house!
Tasha: ...
A sharp tool typically found in kitchens that whispers things to you