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The title used to refer to the wives of former presidents H. W. Bush and G. W. Bush during their respective time in office.
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A type of woody plant, smaller than normal trees that, through some quirk of the system, has inherited a noble title and the attached ancestral lands.
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A woman's pubic hair.
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(tv anchor) The wife of our glorious leader, Lady Bush, was spotted walking in the woods leaving a trail of bread. Her reasons for this are as yet unknown
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(butler) M'lady, may I offer you some tea? or perhaps a shovel full of dung?
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"Margaret! I waxed my Meat Venetians, now there are pubes everywhere!
Failing to say M'lady after tipping your fedora because you have a stutter.
*tips Fedora* M'l-lady
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The Games is over
Kate Smith (the fat lady) singing at the end of the Flyers game.
A lady who when faced with a choice of either tolerating a mild inconvinience for herself and helping out a friend vs causing a major inconvenience for her friend, but serving her own best interests, will always choose the latter.
Hey did Mary drive you home as promised? No, she dropped me off next to the nearest bus station @PJ. She said she was in a rush and did not wish to miss the annual bean counting contest. Oh I see, she is a real pj lady isn't she?
A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.
"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"
Another word(s) to describe the female sexual organ.
I'd kill to touch her lady prize.