Rural Dictionary

traumatic leave

When one is in desperate need of rest and relaxation to the point of desiring death, if take of absence is not granted.

Michael was so stressed from IA work, he took 20 days of traumatic leave, just to not kill himself over the overwhelming tasks.

by Will E. Stylzz March 11, 2014

i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)

by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.

Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...

by holla-at-a-playa April 16, 2009

chasing leaves

Chasing leaves is the term for the state you end up in, when high as a kite on Recreational Pharmecuticals. Its the point where you are completely at odds with what is happening around you, previously called 'tripping'.

Bob - "Are you ok there Gadd?"

Gadd - "Fuckin right mate, Im chasing Leaves here lad"

by Paul Gadd July 9, 2007

baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 4, 2020