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A hypocrite democrat who pretends she loves working people, colored guys, and street people, but who has 109 million dollars and lives as far away as possible from working people, colored guys, and street people. They deceive millions of idiots who don't know that nobody ever helped anybody from the back seat of a limousine
Hillary Clinton is a limousine liberal. She pretends she likes beer with a booze chaser when she really likes Zinfandel. She pretends to love rural people, but thinks they are hicks, rubes, and rednecks. She is rich. She rides in a limousine to show how much better she is then you are. She feels entitled to ride in the back of a limousine because she is rich.
Barack O'Bama is a limousine liberal. He pretends he stands for the working class, then accuses them of clinging to religion and guns. He is rich and rides in a limousine to show how much better he is than you are. He feels entitled to ride in the back seat of a limousine because he is a rich colored guy.
Other famous limousine liberals are Senaturd Kennedy, John Kerry, Senaturd Charles Schumer, and Michael Moore -- Hypocritical rich bastards all!
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Someone who doesn't get involved with politics, but is a "free spirit who stands by their morals"
He's so outgoing and fun to be around but at the end of the day stands by his beliefs. Prime example of a Liberal Conservative!
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Liberal propaganda is the use of distorted media coverage, half truths, deceit, denial, and other means to promote certain ideas and beliefs. These philosophies may be related to or associated with politics, however Internet-culture loosely uses it as a synonym for fake news.
"Insert Idea here Is liberal propaganda! I will not stand for such dishonesty!"
"The local radio station was broadcastng liberal propaganda."
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An ongoing far-left lecture by a mindless professor or teacher that cannot be objected to by a student for fear of receiving a bad grade. Lectures are generally spurred by a distraction and can last up to or over one hour. Almost always full of lies. NOTE: Rants would be appropriate if both sides of the argument were shown.
Teacher: So that is why this war and recession is all Bush's fault and he should have never declared war and spent so much money.
Student (In thought): Hey teacher, you liberal douchebag, the president can't declare war, and Democrats in Congress voted to go to war on terror along with Bush and the Republicans. When it proved costly, you and your lying party blamed only the Republicans. Bush also spent his money like your party (liberally), and was blamed by Democrats. Meanwhile, our inexperienced asshole of a president spent more money in his first year than any other president. COMBINED.
(Two Hours Later)
Student: Dude i just had to deal with a liberal rant for 2 hours.
Other Student: That sucks. I hate when misinformed professors brainwash our peers.
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A saying used by liberals to accentuate the point that Jesus would probably not be a supporter of blood-thirsty killing, genocide, ethnic cleansing, or basic un-Godliness like war and the murdering of civilians.
Considering Jesus was murdered and crucified for his revolutionary beliefs in a time of war and imperialistic arrogance and Jesus' recorded attributes of selfless and righteous behaviors attributed to love and brotherhood, it seems more likely Jesus would not be for any type of political or religious based wars.
Many republicans and conservatives scoff at this saying and begin to utter delusional phrases like, "Jesus would definetely vote Republican" and "Jesus hates Muslims" and "Jesus was a white man".
"Of course Jesus was a liberal. Can you imagine Jesus bashing a black kid's face in with a rock and then hanging him in front of a crowd of smiling white people?"
"No, I guess not."
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A self-proclaimed intellectual who is proud to associate themselves with
the liberal left but, upon inspection, is really moderate or even conservative.
Megan won't date Republicans but really loves her Chevy Suburban SUV. She's a classic Starbucks liberal.
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The inability to see the self defeating nature of one's own political position.
"Yeah, sure, the MM pundits all really THINK all those profane, irrational, logic-free thoughts (exclusively) but have learned to tone it down for their audience, some of whom actually missed the liberal lobotomy sessions." (actual usage)
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