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Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023


London Worcester

His smile is insanely breathtaking. Huge ding ding.

My god look at London Worcester!

by Handz01 October 31, 2022


The London

A place all partygoers arrive at once they've blacked out. The London Hotel is a five-star hotel, catering to A-List partygoers. If you plan to drink all weekend, then you're "checking in for 2 nights at The London"

"Dude! Richie is hammered, he's totally gonna regret this tomorrow"
"Agaugghugh"
"Dude he's checked in at The London right now"

by TKgobrazy June 10, 2022


London Hug

A hug where both participants stab each other

Guy1: What are those two guys doing with those knives?! Should we call the police?
Guy2: Nah, just a London Hug mate.

by hugunu January 27, 2025


Londoner’s disease

The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.

“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”

by Barnabeast98 January 3, 2024


grace london

amazing golfer going d- n

grace london plays hard band golf

by grace london April 2, 2022


left at london

A transgender musician is well known on vine for the haha I do that vine

Did you know that left at London made haha I do that

by BakedBeanBrooke May 22, 2021