Total bum, loves slab asses, and firefighters. Loves black penis and loves getting farted on while she giving head.
Wow! I think I saw Mack Duprey at the cousin fucking ranch last night, what a BONER!
To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
To provide woman with a sexual encounter for three minutes and tell them they are on their own if they didn't get theirs. "I got mine, you should have got yours".
From the Kings of Comedy Tour.
I said to my wife, "How about a some Bernie Macking tonight?...She says cool, I will get the dildo ready to finish what you can't".
You dumb motherfucker.How dare you try and define the god almighty JOSHUA? He can read your fucking MIND with his 31 foot SCHLONG. He will fucking dominate you, mentally and physically. He will whoop your ass with a 2x4, then whoop the 2x4's ass. He might even whoop the 2x4's ass, using you as a fuckin cricket bat. He will skull fuck you if you wrong him. Last time I had an encounter with Josh, he looked at me and mentally fucked me. I was never the same.
Ahhh Joshua Mack Scull fucking me
If u find a mack Thomson he is usually shit a DT and is occasionally in the process of ending tings with Fiona watch out girls big chungus is out there
Damn that Mack Thomson has really creamy pants xx