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Maya

A crusty, arthritic gremlin of a westie who doesn't know when to shut up. She's an attention seeking jerk who thinks water jugs are the pinnacle of entertainment and has a bottomless pit for a stomach. Speaking of which, she eats dirt a lot, and she can and will bug you for your snacks. But she's still an adorable and lovable doggo who'll sit with you after a long day.

Maya keeps trying to eat the rabbit shit in the yard.

by Moist Goblin March 28, 2019


maya

maya is a very loyal friend. she will always stand by your side. even if you break her heart one day the next she will be your friend. mayas can be very annoying at times but tolerable.

maya you are so annoying

by space.lover.993987 March 28, 2023


maya

maya is the definition of perfect

maya is perfect

by neikolovesyou December 23, 2022


Maya

Maya's are really nice and outgoing at first so its easy to catch feelings, but when you start talking and end up dating she uses you for all of your money and resources. Don't trust Maya's in relationships, stay as friends and don't go any further.

This girl is really toxic, She's definitely a Maya

by dashaandtommydummy November 29, 2019


Maya

Maya's are usually the prettiest girl in the universe. They always look good and have a very nice butt. Mostly, they have brown hair and are very talented. They are the kindest und the cleverest girls in the world.
If you are a boy and if you're searching for a boyfriend, always take Maya.
Every other boy would be jealous of you.

Maya's are the most beautiful girls in the world.
Take Maya as you'r girlfriend.

by Mayatheprettiest January 2, 2017


Maya

Maya
A maya is a fien who when is not high is sucking on Tobys Cock.

Maya is a whore

by Unknownsalkfjslakf March 13, 2023


Maya

Maya is a very weird and exciting person. Maya is also very purple. They enjoy spending time dancing, even through the darkest of times. Maya likes delicacies such as tangerines and sausage rolls and even the odd wrap if they're feeling particularly frisky. Maya is very talented and is clearly meant for some great things in the future. If you are to meet a Maya, make sure to send her memes that they finds probably slightly cursed. Maya gives good cuddles and is very caring and friendly. A Maya is to be treasured in your life.

My lovely Maya.

by Chaykub November 22, 2021