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When you get into a conflict with a homosexual male because he was being condescending, rude, or otherwise obnoxious or insulting.
That clerk at the DMV was starting some sissy mess with me.
A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.
The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.
Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation
She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.
When something is so messed up but in a funny way
"YO! I was just cheating on my math test but then Mr. Smith caught me so I gave him the nastiest upper cut to the jaw, elbowed him, and then threw him down the hallway"
"That's messed"
When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.
Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day
Liquid discharge from pleasurable times. Can be male or female or both.
I left my pleasure mess on my old pair of underpants.
some one who is a complete mess. has no class or style and everything about them is completely off.
aisha jae was a chicken mess when she went to prom with all that make up.