Mike Tyson

Pro Boxer and Ear Eater Extraordinaire!

He will also eat your children in their sleep and murder your wife... all while kicking grnadma down the stairs.

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mike shinota

a misspelling of Mike Shinoda, emcee of Linkin Park and Fort Minor.

person: hey you heard Mike Shinota's work?
other person: who?
person: looser

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Mike Jette's

Slang: Merrimack Vallely High School term for refering to ones testicles.

"Damn it's hot out here. My Mike Jette's are sweaty!"
or
"OW! Right in the Mike Jette's"
or
"Dammit your busting my Mike Jette's"

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mike lindsey

A fat chubby white kid finding great comfort with a huge busty black girl.

hes being a mike lindsey about girls and only going for the large blacks

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Mike the Llama

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).

“Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)

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Mike Ehrmantraut

Sussy Baka from breaking bad

Mike Ehrmantraut famously says:
“Put your dick away Waltuh, I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh”

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Mike Check

When a female grasps a male phallus and taps the helmet during a sexual encounter. This act is akin to testing the functionality of a microphone during a live event.

Look chick, I want you to grab my meat rattle and give it a mike check.

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