Minecraft mods

The number 1 thing on porn hub that horny 5 years look up

I got on porn hub and watched Minecraft mods I squirted everywhere

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minecraft villager

A person who shows no enthusiasm during sex, even at the climax, similar to the behavior of a villager in the Minecraft video game.

"When she came, it was no movement and a disinterested 'Hmm.'"
"A... Minecraft Villager?"
(thanks, u/mister_beetlejuice)

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Minecraft and Chill

When you're playing minecraft with your SO and you ask them to start mining your wood.

Mike and I were minecraft and chilling last night. He was using his diamond axe to mine my wood.

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Minecraft roleplay

A genre of grown people making effortless videos for children of them “acting” inside a video game.

Dude, did you see Ryguyrocky’s new Minecraft roleplay?

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Minecraft player

Someone who is manly and plays big boy games unlike fortnite

Hey I am more grown up than you, I play Minecraft and will always be a Minecraft player and never a gaynite player

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Minecraft

Happiness written in Javascript.

Friend 1: Yo, wanna play Minecraft?
Friend 2: Pog, lets do it.

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minecraft youtuber

A pathetic low life that is trying to earn bank on youtube also while tryna keep his channel lowkey to his irl friends so he doesn't get bullied for life. Also the evolved version of a mc youtuber is a comentary channel.

A minecraft youtuber is a youtuber yeah lol

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