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When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove
I just moist gloves with orange juice
where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable
my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though
My stomach started rumbling half-way through my shower. I didn't want to get out then start the shower over so I just dropped a Moist Coiler right next to the drain.
The act of having a girl sit on the bell of a baritone, then peeing so when you play, it splashes back up on her.
Yeah me and Emma did the moist baritone at her house .
A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.
Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.
Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"
Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.
My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.