A TikToker who is a mom to very many noodle children she left her children on live without her for over a second so they started a koala cult against her but they still love her πππ‘β¨π¨ by elliee75
Gettelag (aka momma noodle) has that many children she is now on birth control!! π€ͺπππ
Using a lactating moms breast milk for lubricant during anal sex.
I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. Iβm not an animal.
On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a βUr Mommaβ joke without dying of cringe.
βTime to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because itβs National Ur Momma Joke Day!β
A term I heard as a kid. I'm thinking it may be a southern term. Meaning "step" mother
The children asked other momma if they could have a snack.
A woman that is so ugly on the inside she radiates negativity and vile words are spoken. Hot because you don't want to touch that personality type. Pink because it's slang for a prostitute and momma is because it's an older woman.
Whoa! When that hot pink momma walks in the room, everyone's blood turns cold.
Lpok at that hot pink momma over there blasting her man for coming home late.
The party was a hit! We all had a great experience, until that hot pink momma arrived.
She's an introvert who's in love with the best man in the world. Her actual name is Jemima. She's a weirdo and a tomboy too.
Lil' Momma is obsessed with her man and baggy clothing.