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The Main protagonist in showtime’s brilliant drama/crime show “Dexter” that ran from 2006 till 2013. He is a blood spatter analyst for Miami metro pd (pretty sure that’s right) and part time serial killer and any time his “dark passenger” takes control he finds a well known sleazebag POS criminal and kills them. He lived in Miami Florida with his son harrison but migrated north after some trouble with his weird ass girlfriend or something (it’s been years gimme a break) and is now a lumberjack. Watch dexter new blood to see what dexies up too these days.
Joey Quinn: yo Dex
Dexter Morgan: fuck off
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Liv Morgan is a very good and underrated wrestler (and she's hot)
she also never won a belt yet which is sad
Friend: Liv Morgan is cool
Me: What a "W"
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Beautiful human being, Who knows how to give a good blowy in the evening. Shes a wanna be alcoholic but is loved by all :D she is truly gorgeous.
'Oh thats an Olivia Morgan right there'
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Someone who makes girls cum waterfalls. Also he smells like Glade® Air freshener.
They'll "Plug it in Plug it in" if you know what I mean.
Someone who makes girls sway.
That guy is such a Glade Morgan, he made all those girls hot and bothered!
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More commonly known as a frenum piercing. A piercing through the skin on the underside of the penis.
John: Dude, I just got a Morgan Freeman!
Brett: WTF? You bought an old black dude?
John: No, retard, I got my frenum pierced.
Brett: ...
John: My wang!
Brett: Dude, your sick.
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having sex with a bitch on the rag and then pulling out and smacking it on her upper lip and chin thus leaving a red moustache similar to that on a captain morgan liquor bottle.
steve gave p-diddy the captain morgan, and he loved it
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The act of spray farting or projectile farting on another person's face at subsonic speeds. The eyes can be open or closed during delivery.
Damn kid, you gave that bitch a nasty morgan freeman! Snap, her eyes were open too!
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