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when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache
she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.
When you cum in a girl on her period and then eat her out
Man, last night I fucked this chick on her period. Then I ate her out. Walked out of there with a pink mustache
Tom Sandoval.
Disgraced Vanderpump Rules reality tv show star who had a 7-month affair behind his longtime life partner Ariana’s back with her best friend — then had the audacity to tell her it was her fault, act like the victim and cry like a weasel.
Everyone deserves better than a Worm with a Mustache.
Well an awesome, epic guy (very straight)
NYX's side chick
Guy: oh look why is that guy so cool?
Guy2: That's probably Galaxy Mustache
Guy: yes makes sense epic human
When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.
Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.
Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.
Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream
A man on man gay relationship where one is required to have a mustache. During intercourse, the man with the mustache must tickle the other man's bussy to initiate playing mustache.
"hey babe you ready for intimate relations?"
"Yes! We can initiate playing mustache.
When you motorboat a mans balls
I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache