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A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.
I smiled all through dinner.
When you finger bang a chick and wipe her ooze on her upper lip
You should have seen how pissed Mikey's girlfriend was after he gave her a Mustache Molly
When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.
Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.
Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.
Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream
A man on man gay relationship where one is required to have a mustache. During intercourse, the man with the mustache must tickle the other man's bussy to initiate playing mustache.
"hey babe you ready for intimate relations?"
"Yes! We can initiate playing mustache.
When you motorboat a mans balls
I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache
Well an awesome, epic guy (very straight)
NYX's side chick
Guy: oh look why is that guy so cool?
Guy2: That's probably Galaxy Mustache
Guy: yes makes sense epic human
A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.
That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.