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you might need a giraffe

Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.

I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.

You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.

you might need a giraffe.

by Beammeupscotty March 29, 2014


Needs TV make-up

When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter

- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.

by Dexterprog November 23, 2010


I need more booletz

A reference to a TikToker who acts as a NPC to get donations. He reacts to the donations you send, for example;

*Sends Cowboy Hat*
French guy: "Riding the horse" and proceeds to recoil his butt.

"I need more booletz/boulets"

by Mat7421 August 17, 2023


I need five volunteers

I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.

Student: talking to dam much.

Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.

Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.

Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.

Student: What you need that for.

Teacher: Fuck around and find out.

by Gas Mask Lary August 15, 2021


Help ! I need somebody !

When two people meet for the first time, and one say to another « HELP ! I NEED SOMEBODY ! HELP ! »

Lyly : Brian , im listening to Help by the Beatles !
Brian: Help ! I need somebody ! Help !

by June 29, 2021


I still need help

Yeah I think I do. I really need help. Maybe I should just go to a Catholic church. I dunno.

I still need help.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021


yo mom need milk

meaning feed yo baby through the boobs

yo mom need milk
what ?
feed yo baby

by yo fat May 19, 2017