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A horrible college in the middle of Alabama; known for their constant beatings by crappy teams like Miss St. and Florida (who cares about them?).
Dude, did you hear about Alabama getting smacked around by Arkansas? Man, I bet even Virginia Tech could beat them!
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Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.
Person 1: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.
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A street paving (flattening) vehicle that is only found: west of Georgia, north of Flordia, East of Mississippi, and south of Tennessee
Bill Bob: Lookit Huck, there goes one of them dag-gone Alabama Steamrollers comin' on down the road.
Huck: Dangit Bill Bob, we live in a trailer off of the highway, a'course its a'comin' down the road.
Bill Bob: Get my gun, I see a possum.
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When a man takes multiple dumps inside a womens vagina and then does her.
Drahin: Dude Some chick in a red ranger suit came over and asked me to do her!
friend: awesome! What happened next?
Drahin: Well, I had to take a dump real bad so I gave her an alabama hotdog!
friend: SWEET!
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n 1: A group of athletes known for mediocrity. 2: Educational institute notorious for large quantities of blow and high school dropouts. Vb 1: To live in the past, preferably between (1958-1982) without being alive or having knowledge of this time period.
Did you see the University of Alabama get waxed by the Wisconsin-Milwaukee? No bro, lets go do some nose and then talk about Coach Paul William Bryant.
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When 8 or more blacks roll down a hill at the same time (usually to escape from their masters plantation)
Hey John, I saw an Alabama mudslide at the end of the cotton field last night
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Huntsville is a city in Alabama that is infected with Herpes, HIV, syphilis gonorrhea, bald headed hoes and broke ninjas. Everybody Call you son smokes mid
SO you want to ride with me to the city to get this mid ? Huntsville Alabama
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