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when one forgets to attend to their toenails for long periods of time during the winter because their feet are always buried in layers of socks and boots and the nails become crusty and gross as a result. Usually occurs in colder climates like Colorado or Alaska, Only known cases on the west cost occurred on actual Hobos
Guy one: I was going to hook up with this chick, but when she took off her socks I saw she had a major case of hobo nail!
Guy two: nasty!
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When you eat out a homeless woman
Had me some hobo pie last night
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The act of eating a fried egg off a homeless guys dick without waking him.
Liz had almost finished a flawless Hobo Johnson for her Insta Story but the guy woke up before she could finish the egg.
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The best band ever
They took hobo amp one step further then went the completely opposite way.
FUCK HOMO AMP!
Hobo camp is awesome.
Their singles: "Where is the propaganda?" and "Pizza Face"
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Male masturbation which involves putting a banana skin in the microwave for 10 seconds, putting your shlong inside it and jacking off.
Dick was feeling adventurous so he decided to have a Hobo Wank.
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A pimp who works in train stations, with the hobos. Also, all their hoes are hobos.
Jevon is a hobo pimp
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technically a "bus hobo" is not really homeless, he/she lives on the bus
a bus hobo is someone who lives on the bus/subway
Guy 1: Oh *SNAP*! its the fucking bus hobo, he doesnt like me!
Guy 2: He doesnt like anybody!
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