your mine

when you like someone so much you dont want other people to look at them or like them

me: your mine
you: i know :)

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Your Mom

a fucking way overused "joke" for 8-12 year olds in elementary and middle school/junior high.

Joe: "What did you do yesterday?"
Bill: "Your Mom!"

Josh: "Whats up?"
Jimmy: "Your Mom!"

Bob: "Who are you?"
Fred: "Your Mom!"

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your mom

a good comeback people use when they got nothin better to say

-what the hell did you just do?! ''your mom''

-i got and A on the test, what did you get? "your mom".

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Your Vajesty

a title of respect used when addressing a Monarch of the very highest rank, particularly a queen or empress

Pardon me Your Vajesty, but do I make you randy?

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your welk

Just because you think it is too damn exhausting to say a full your welcome, you replace it with a shortened: your welk.

Anyone: Hey George, thanks for helping me out back there.
George:Oh, your welk. No prob.

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your mind

empty

Girlfriend: Hmm, I wonder what he is thinking about
Your mind: *no thoughts, head empty, only nintendo music*

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your mom

can also be used as a witty commentary on a previously provided statement

Example 1:
Person1: silence is golden
Person2: If silence is golden, then me and your mom didn't win a medal last night
Random Person: OOOHHHHHHH

Example2:
Person1: A good person like you is hard to find, everyone else is a dime a dozen
Person2: Your mom is a dime a dozen
Random Person: HAHAHA OHHHHHH your mom. dude he was making fun of your mom. lets go smoke up

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