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Everyone on urban dictionary is one
Every single poster is a horny teen on here
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When a drummer has a growing need to play the drums.
Moby Dick makes me so drum horny I need to run to my kit and play as soon as it's over.
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The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.
Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.
Guy: Yea, how'd you do?
Dude: I got about 20 pints!
Guy: Awsome!
Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
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When you haven’t been vaccinated against the spicy cough yet and you just want that sweet, sweet rona protection all up in inside you real quick.
John: When’s your first dose booked in?
Kieren: Not til November 5th. Bro I’m so vaccine horny, I just need thar vaccine in me asap.
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you. you're a virgin and you're always horny
you're such a horny virgin
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When someone makes sexual comments on their main account/profile, when they should be using an alternate account.
Damn, looks like Grandson is horny on main again.
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When a girl so horny she's willing to pay for her own Uber
OMG Dude, She was uber horny last nite!!! ...She paid for her own Uber!!
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