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to go on a diet and lose weight.
the big bang theory by chuck lorre: Bill prady went on a food delivery system, lost 20 pounds and started tucking in his shirt.
The compulsive need to constantly upgrade one's computer. Usually occurs in people with home-built computers. It is currently a bigger problem then AIDS among the gaming community.
Person 1: Why did you just buy a GTX 280? You had two 8800 GTs.
Person 2: I have system builders syndrome. And I bought two GTX 280s.
fucking terrible, all the teachers are fucking cunts and you cant do shit. the fucking schools are invested with drug dealing herion addict faggots who are low lives, id like to mention that every teacher likes to fuck little girls and fuck the students durring class to get them that A+
man i fucking hate the Runnemede school system
teacher- can you feel it?
student- AW YES HARDER!
the most popular video game system in the 80s it was made by a japanese company called nintendo u may not have heard of them as after sega made there consle nintendo went bankrupt however the nes is still the best video system to this day as it has the most popular video game on it every made
Excitebike
Excitebike is the best game ever
nintendo entertainment system
"bruh whats ur best time in Excitebike"
"who records there time while playing Excitebike"
Mattolina Operating System is an Operating System based on Slax OS & Debian Distro on Linux. Which was develop by Matthew William Vega. This operating system was built by an 4th generation Intel processor that uses the x86 and 64 bit architecture. This 64 Bit Operating system runs on a USB Drive Only no Virtual Machine due to DRM on that Operating System to boot only through a USB which makes it harder to pirate. It would state a checksum error if you run it in a virtual machine. This was launch in Aug 14 2021 updated to the newest firmware.
Development & History of Mattolina Operating System & Mattolina LLC
It started in 2019 development of a Operating System at the time Developers at Mattolina LLC was at Rising Ground Due mental crash. However he would develop an Operating System, "that I'm sure people would enjoy" Matthew William Vega Stated. Project Bianca was in Development which then next project. Which was the project code named changed to Project Mattolina due to already having a successful Artificial Intelligence named Bianca which runs Mattolina Development Center HQ or Mattolina LLC founded in 2019 by Matthew William Vega known as self nicknamed Matto Vegason. He believe in the open source nature of Mattolina LLC to boost the open source market share especially when it comes to Linux which in his opinion must people should use but that's not reality though.
“I install Mattolina OS today using Arch Linux”
“ I’m literally beta testing Mattolina OS”
.”I been loving Mattolina Operating System”
Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.
Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.
Dude, I'm currently at Defcon shit system level 3. We should probably pull over so I can shit soon.
The school system that every school in the USA uses, even though it doesn't teach you shit.
Kid: "Ms Teacher, what's our homework?"
Teacher: "Everyday Math Journal Page 78."
Kids: "G
Teacher: "Don't blame me. Blame The American School System
."