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November 14, the day everyone has a pass for no nut november!!!
bruh 1: yo wanna beat our meat
bruh 2: it’s no nut november
bruh 1: but it’s november 14th
bruh 2: okey an
bruh 1: WE GET A PASS *procedes to nut*
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November 5th is national slap ass day slap anyones ass its fine (DO NOT GET CAUGHT IF UR AT SCHOOL)
Today is November 5th National Slap Ass Day
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November 21st is National Daddy Pig Day, dress up like him, or worship him. RESPECT DADDY
"Why is everyone wearing a picture of daddy pig on their shirt?"
"Because it's November 21st!"
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The November Challenge is when a guy goes without jacking himself off for the entire month of November. Usually this challenge fails or the guy is lucky and gets some ass.
Damn! Colin totally lost the November Challenge!
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The day when the most beautiful, smart, and silliest boy was born
John: Hey did you hear about November 27th
Joe: Yeah that’s my birthday!
John: Well, apparently not because you’re dumber than a rock
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Moan or Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend on the lips/cheek
Girl : huh? Why are you close to me?
Boy : it’s November 7
Girl : oh yea 😏
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The day absolute crackheads and total assholes were born, NATIONAL MAKE OUT WITH YOUR CRUSH DAY
Friend 1: Hey! It’s November 29
Friend 2: Oh yea, I have to make out with my crush!
Friend 3: GUYS ITS MY B DAY IM A CRAACKKKHEEAAAADDD
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