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An imaginary number is used in pointless math equations that do nothing but find another number. They are the reason for bad grades in math classes. Imaginary numbers have no real significant value except that you get a grade for something that is fake. Imaginary numbers come in letter form just to piss everyone off. They are the drunk girl at the party in the number world.
Aaron: I love imaginary numbers because I'm delusional.
Justin: Shut the fuck up. they are fake and you are high!!!
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When you use the bathroom for urination it's number one.
When you use it to defecate its number two.
When you use it to masturbate its number three.
Number one - Gold like the sun'
Number two - going poo
Number three - the devil sets my sperm free
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I just went number three on myself.
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When someone asks for another BWH number, it is usually the measurements of their bust, waist, and hips. The number is used to tailor dresses and shirts to the right size. And by some smartasses who think they can determine how a girl looks with those measurements.
Male Fiance gets off phone: "Hey babe, your wedding dress tailor lost the BWH numbers, you want me to look for the tape measurer?"
Smartass: "Hmmm, Kim Kardasian has a BHW of 38-27-38, I guess this 35-30-41 girl is as sexy as her. SCORE!"
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a picture message that includes the sender's penis
Casey sent Sloan a number 4. She has not texted him back since.
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To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.
Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.
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referring to a human female's menstrual session.
"...you seem cranky, do you need to go make a number three?
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1.Everyone wants to be number one, and number ten is the end of the scale. Not to be confused with "She's a 10!"
2.Something inferior or substandard.
3. Unacceptable
"I don't like Salley. She's number 10."
" That food was number 10."
"I don't want any of that, it's number 10."
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