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Daniel Randolph "Dan" Humphrey is a fictional character in the best selling Gossip Girl book series, is portrayed by Penn Badgley.
Amongst others main characters, He is the only one who has lots of nicknames such as Cabbage Patch, Humphrey,Labrador, Donut, Brooklyn's Benedict Arnold (by Blair Waldorf), Lonely Boy and D (by Gossip Girl).
He is the writer of Inside and Monarch of Manhattan in (TV series version)
Dan Humphrey is considered to be an intellectual when it comes to writing and literature.
Dan "Lonely Boy" Humphrey is the son of rocker Rufus Humphrey, and is the older sibling of Jenny Humphrey.
Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf manage to fool Georgina into thinking that Dan would like to meet up with her.
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You take a bath with your female partner and they suck your dick underwater and everytime they come up for air they ask How doe's it feel pinhead Larry?
My girl gave me The Dirty Dan for a christmas present
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a species gradually becoming more popular, the true nar dan wears his 'original' style cap (which just happens to be exactly the same one as worn by his ten plus associates) on the top of his head and is easily recognised from a distance from the walk which suggests that one leg is shorter than the other, he wears his addidas trousers tucked into his socks and is commonly seen in the trainers 'air force ones', coomonly found 'hangin'round the streets in large groups laughing and groping the group whore, and accusing passers by of 'calling their mum'
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When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.
After getting a Porno Dan, the police found in a ditch hours later.
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One who is promiscuous; a sexpest
"Yeah, I know lots of people who have slept with Action Dan"
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a)a force to be reckon with
b)This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Emodan, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Emodan.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Emodan cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Emodan is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Emodan is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Emodan resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Emodan is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Emodan have failed.
c)Unforgotten Legend
"Oh Man,I hear Emo Dan is gonna be here soon, lets get out of here"
"Do you know who my boyfriend is? Emo Dan"
"Yo I work for Emo Dan"
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the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the sex in sexual harrassment
"hold your water" says dirty dan. "well let me tell you"
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