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A extremely rare, last of its species Hippo which was smuggled into Australia from Mozambique and was allowed to stay since it boosted KFC's sales through the roof. This soon turned out to be a mistake since he shanked 30 kids and proceed to eat them to feed his everlasting hunger. He spent a life sentence of one week in prison and to many medical professionals surprise he outlived the sentence and is now a free hippo who spends most of his days eating and living as a God like figure for many hippos around the globe.
Kid 1: Have you ever seen Oscar "OJ" David?
kid 2: I have in fact and i even got away unshanked.
Kid 1: Duude, you know if you meet Oscar "OJ" David and survive you will be blessed with hippo powers.
Kid 2: Epic.
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He is one gay fuck. He will fuck anything in a 5 mile radius to death. I lost my grandfather to an Oscar Max Rodriguez once. He has once even lead the third reich into his un-holy anus. If you ever happen to come across an Oscar Max Rodriguez........RUN!!!
I think our neighbor is an Oscar Max Rodriguez
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Tango sierra foxtrot oscar from the phonetic alphabet translates as tough shit fuck off. Used quite a bit in the kitchens of uk chefs and military institutions.
Chef there's a group who want a table for after closing i've told them Tango sierra foxtrot oscar!
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Inspired by, of course, Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination. When penetrating a lady friend from behind up the 'wrong'un' (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'Starman') Keep slapping her ass shouting,"Who's the dude?" (Inspired by the Jeff Bridges film ' The Big Lebowski'). At the moment of gratification, grab said lady friends hair into managable clumps to represent reigns and yell, "Rooster Cogburn, Roooster Cogburn" at point of climax (inspired by the Jeff Bridges film 'True Grit'). The young lady should now be walking like John Wayne so you penis slap her face and say "Where's your Oscar?".
I'd really love to see Jeff Bridges Oscar nomination, bend over love.
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Not to be confused with the real boxer Oscar De La Hoya. An Oscar De La homo is a severely undersized man who takes up boxing/Mixed martial arts because he thinks he is tough(when he is not). He is the object of laughter to many because he is oblivious to how ridiculous he makes himself look when he takes himself seriously.
Did you see Nate's pictures posing with boxing gloves?? He is such an Oscar De La Homo!
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"Stay Frosty Oscar Mike" is a cobmination of two phrases used in the US military, according to call of duty: modern warfare 2.
"stay frosty" means star cool; stay on your toes. "oscar mike" means on the move. together, they mean: "Stay alert while on the move!"
General: RAMIREZ! take out that battleship with your flashbang!
General: Stay Frosty Oscar Mike!
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Boxer - 1992 Olympic gold Medalist. Professional World Champion in 5 different weight classes. Known for taking on anyone at anytime. One of the highest earning sportsmen in recent times. Earning 30 million for one fight (Hopkins). One of the highest draws in boxing. Only non-controversial loss was to the Great Middleweight Champ Bernard Hopkins. De la Hoya has had over 30 pro fights without a mark on his face. Very Handsome, especially by a boxer's standards.
"Kid, you keep knockin guys out, and one day you will make de la hoya money"
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