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Beer Sherpa

Someone who buys the beers at a sporting event and has to negotiate the stairs back to the nose-bleed section while carrying multiple beers.

Where is our beer sherpa? I am thirsty.

beer orphan

a beer someone doesn't like but takes to a party mixed in with other beers in effort to pass it off. Usually a weird flavor included with a Sam Adams seasonal pack, like cherry or chocolate bock. The beer continues to be passed on from party to party in this way, continuing its foresaken journey forever.

get me a decent brew out of the cooler, not one of those beer orphans Phil brought.

Beer talk

False enthusiasm created by a heightened sense of happiness from being inebriated.

Andrew: So bike ride Wednesday no bullshit?

Jake: Is that beer talk? lol

foggy beer

The act of taking a rip and blowing your smoke in a half drank beer bottle, and then chugging it.

yo we just trying to get high from a foggy beer, maybe a little buzz or something you know

Beer Condom

When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.

After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.

beer faced

when there is a picture being taken you stick your beer in front of the face of the person being photographed.

I totally beer faced you in half those pictures last night!