Onion Laker

A woman of distinction. A strong educated woman. a woman with children whom can feed, cloth and entertain her children.

An Onion Laker is a very strong woman

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onion girl

A girl who is obsessed with eating onions or has many layers is fake etc likes to play many roles

All she eats is onions
Uggg Shelby told me this and now she’s saying that

Shelby name is really not Shelby

She’s obsessed and has many layers is fake and plays to many roles
A girl who is obsessed with eating onions or has many layers is fake etc likes to play many roles is a onion girl

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Onion Wank

fit as many onion rings on ya cock then bash one off and use your cream and a dip for the rings after.
also linked to cry wank as onion fumes may cause watering of the eye

Super Furry Man Ordered A Chinese And Got Bored Eating his Chicken Chowmain He Picked Up The Bag Of Onion rings And Thought He would have an onion wank, and Ate the onion rings after with his home made dip.

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caramelized onion

When you pull out of a girls ass and smear cum and shit all over her cheeks.

Me:"Why does your bedroom smell like shit?"

Friend:"I was banging my girlfriend's ass last night and gave her a caramelized onion! "

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Ass onion

A person that shits out a sphere shaped poo that makes you cry like an onion

'holy shit that is an ass onion you left there'

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cooked onion

Being fired from your job.

My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."

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Bloomin' Onion

When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.

I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!

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