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Pant Cactus

Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape

"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"

by Regay January 10, 2010


shroom pants

A future fashion style in which baggy pants are tucked into knee high boots causing ones pants to look like mushrooms.

"Dude check out the size of that guys shroom pants!"
"I wish i could afford a good pair of shroom pants!"

by membersmarktp1 September 26, 2009


pants painter

A wet fart that spray paints your undies Brown all the way through to your pants.

The fart I unleashed after eating at the Mexican buffet was horrible. I could tell by the sound it was a pants painter.

by Felicityfartwell November 13, 2017


briefcase pants

Briefcase pants can be compared to what we commonly refer to as traditional 'cargo' pants, yet generally they may have a few additional pockets or features. They offer additional spaces to hold things, much like that of cargo pants.

Did you see the briefcase pants a julie was wearing yesterday?!? They were so next level she even had 3 extra crystals, a deck of tarot cards and a stuffed dragon in the pockets! So many pockets!

by DarleneOliviaPope June 11, 2017


White Pants

White pants are a sign of surrender, much like a white flag. A person wearing white pants is signaling to everyone that they are surrendering their butt, for anal plundering and exploration.

She wore white pants for the first time to signal to her bf she was anally surrendering to him.

by Blackest Dragon April 22, 2015

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you're a pants

Derogitory insult. Typically used to confuse and/or annoy those found to be confusing or annoying.

"Hank, you're a pants, now shut up and go away."

by Chu April 21, 2005

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The prez's pants

a really hot persons pants

the prez's pants were glowing 2day

by bob mcsl April 20, 2007

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