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A parent (mother or father) that hands their children off to other people to be taken care of. At important or special occasions the parent shows up for the purpose of taking photos with the child so everyone can see how good of a parent they are and then leaves until the next photo-opportunity.
I have been singing the alphabet to the kids everyday for two years and Jimmy said his first word today. Wait, I better not take any credit for this until the photo-opp parent is here to post on facebook that Jimmy said his first word.
*three 5th graders at lunch*
tim: hey justin ur mom gey lol
justin: oh yea ur dad lesbian bitch
owen:hey guyz ur parents pansexual
*tim and justin die by a nuclear bomb*
alex: hey ur a loser and ugly
roberto: ur parents pansexual
alex:*dies*
A parenting style were the parents allow their children to be the boss! AKA- Attachment Parenting!
"Sweetie, please stop running around in the store?" (No response from child) "Honey, darling". (still no response from child) "Oh well, he is just a kid and I follow his lead, it's called, New Age Parenting."
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Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.
Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.
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Devil worships that brought Gay-Armageddon messenger in the form of their son. In some literature you can find them with the title of puppeteer. They hate metal and death metal, which puts their nature to a question. It is easy to recognize them, they wear silk pants of pink color and black leather hats. The best way to fight them is to throw a grenade or holy water into their mouth. Do not attempt to get close to them as messenger will be summoned and you’ll be sealed to the dimension where you’ll be watching his and Bjork videos 24/7.
Police office Jack: Hey, you 2 pull over! Hello Mr. Bieber (Justin Bieber parents), show me some ID. You birthdate says 66.66.66... get out of the vehicle!!! Now!!! Who is touching me? No!!! Justin bieber, Boby (partner) run!!! Tell my wife I loved her!!!
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What you say to your parents when you're trying to be cool. You know you do it.
Word up, parents? You better be washing my dishes!
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Something that isn't given to you at this moment
*Looking this up right now*
Hey friends that I don't have I don't have parental vision right now,
Lol.
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