Licking Someones Pig Pen

Cunnilingus

A: Whats rosie doing over there?
B: She's just licking someones pig pen

Capping the Pen

The act of putting on a condom

Pregnant!? I thought I had been capping the pen!?

Pen pants

Pen pants refers to someone that has a visible erection

“Yo did you see Tommy’s pen pants?”

hookah pen

A vape/e-cig, bares almost no resemblance to a real hookah. Most are disposable and are usually found for sale in a small amount of head shops, but are mostly found in gas stations.

Tyson: Hey man, wanna go out back for a hit on my hookah pen?

Mike: Yeah sure, I like that flavour you got in it.

pen is

the pen in the is

you got a big pen is

pen is

M Y P E N I S B I G

M Y PEN IS B I G I T S M A S S I V E

Pen is

Your pen is what?

P1: my pen is
(Silence)
P2: your pen is what?